Dedicated to the two seminary students--both of whom no doubt speak Hebrew, Latin and Greek and can spend hours pontificating on topics of great eschatological import--who met in the hall between classes, grabbing a handful of Doritos and a quick swallow of water before returning to their class.
Student 1: Okay, Sauron is in his tower and he has the Ring, and Yoda is there and he has his lightsaber.
Student 2: Yoda would kick @$$.
Student 1: Yes, I agree. Undoubtedly he would kick @$$. But how would he do it?
Coming to a pulpit near you!