We're in Sisters, OR, this weekend for the OSU retreat.
On the way we passed a restaurant that had this sign on the road:
I hit the gas and we rocketed past. I'm never going to that restaurant.
If you've broken up with your girl and have tried everything to get her back... yet failed, then this FREE report will be the most valuable thing you read all year.
This is a pretty bold promise. More important than the directions on my tax return? More important than the booklet that tells me which transmission fluid to put in my car? More important than the words upon my barbecue that teach me how to insert the gas container without blowing myself up? I am suddenly looking forward to my FREE report!
Inside you'll discover...
Wow. You feel strongly about spam. Good for you. I wonder though, what if my ex were to write you and ask if I had been trying to get back together and she lost my email address... would you share it with her? Because that would be okay.
To Your Relationship,
Dr. George Karanastasis
Karanastasis? KARANASTASIS? It aaaaaaaaaall makes sense now. Dr. K is Greek. Like me. Wily Dr. Karanastasis.
Here's my guess: Dr. K's girlfriend broke up with him. He applied his superior intellect to figuring out how to get her back. He realized that gifts and kind comments would only push her away. His best bet was to become an online relationship guru so that women would always be saying things like, "I wish my boyfriend would listen to Dr. K." Then Dr. K's (ex) girlfriend would hear about it and be, like, "Hey, Dr. K used to be my boyfriend" and she would call him up and say Hey do you want to get together for coffee.
No, he would say, my own pamphlets suggest it would be an unwise boundary to cross. Should I risk my heart being broken again for one cup of steaming java?
Fine, she will say, let's get married then, and you can take me out for a cup of coffee in Hawaii on our Honeymoon.
Play it cool, thinks Dr. K, and he does, and pretty soon they are in Maui, married, musing over mochas.
You really are an expert, Dr. K. Well done, sir, well done.