|Look how the monkey corrupted this poor guy with the eye patch.
We know that monkeys sometimes run into a town and beat everyone up and steal the liquor. We know that so-called ninja monkeys sometimes fight the hand that trains them. We know that monkeys sneak into kitchens and steal food and shiny objects. Monkeys, in brief, are big trouble.
But our clever friends in India have come up with a solution to the world's monkey problem: USE MONKEYS TO FIGHT THE MONKEYS! I am amazed by the ingenuity. Stay tuned and I will look for video of a monkey vs. monkey smack down.
In the meantime, I would appreciate it if someone would train some sharks to eat some other sharks. Gracias.