|Look how the monkey corrupted this poor guy with the eye patch.|
We know that monkeys sometimes run into a town and beat everyone up and steal the liquor. We know that so-called ninja monkeys sometimes fight the hand that trains them. We know that monkeys sneak into kitchens and steal food and shiny objects. Monkeys, in brief, are big trouble.
But our clever friends in India have come up with a solution to the world's monkey problem: USE MONKEYS TO FIGHT THE MONKEYS! I am amazed by the ingenuity. Stay tuned and I will look for video of a monkey vs. monkey smack down.
In the meantime, I would appreciate it if someone would train some sharks to eat some other sharks. Gracias.
I take it, then, that you don't accept the claim that monkeys are, "too busy singing to put anybody down."ReplyDelete
No way! Everyone knows that the real danger to our species is... GREMLINS! They can eat us out of house and home; They can fly and scale buildings like Superman; They like to land on airplane wings and tamper with the engines; They multiply in water; They are smart, sneaky, and covert. Gremlins are among us... Be afraid, be very afraid! :(ReplyDelete
When my grandpa was young he worked for a circus but they didn't have money to pay him, so they gave him a monkey. The monkey got in to my great-grandfather's booze, got drunk, and wrecked the house. That was the end of the monkey.ReplyDelete