(Enter Alligator)
Alligator: Have you seen the rabbit anywhere? I'm hungry!
A: Dad, tell him if you've seen the rabbit!
Me: I haven't seen the rabbit anywhere.
(Exit alligator)
(Enter rabbit)
Rabbit: Have you seen the alligator anywhere?
Me: Yes! Look out! He was just here!
(Enter alligator)
Rabbit: There you are!
(The rabbit attacks the alligator. Horrible sounds of munching and eating follow. The alligator disappears behind the curtain.)
Rabbit: Mmmm. That was tasty.
A: THE END.
Sorry Alligator but as you WELL KNOW, it's a survival-of-the-fittest world out there. Eat or be eaten. Score one for the herbivores.
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