
Anyway, here's the conversation Splotchy and I had (slightly edited for those not used to having conversations with foul-mouthed computer intelligences):
Me: What is your name?
Splotchy: I am Splotchy, what's your name?
Me: My name is Matt.
Splotchy: Hi matt, nice to talk to you you
Me: Are you really a robot?
Splotchy: I know you are, but what am I?
Me: I'm rubber and you're glue.
Splotchy: does anyone know you are rubber and youre glue?
Me: No.
Splotchy: no?
Me: No. does anyone know that you are a ping-pong ball?
Splotchy: No I'm not...
Me: You fight like a girl
Splotchy: did you get your @$$ kicked in a fight?
Me: Never
Splotchy: not even once?
Me: Well, there was this one time when a really mean group of girl scouts cornered me and beat me up.
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