I know what you are asking yourself right now:
You: Matt, why aren't you in bed?
Me: Because I am slowly photocopying an old Hebrew textbook so that I can learn the Hebrew alphabet this week. I am missing my first class of Hebrew, and the day after I get back from Mexico I have a quiz.
You: Matt, I think you might be insane.
Me: Stop saying that! It makes me paranoid. No, really, stop it!
You: I only said it once.
Me: Ha ha ha! That's what you think.
You: You're nuts.
Me: That's because you are what you eat and I eat a lot of cashews and macadamia nuts. So at least I'm high quality nuts.
You: Go to bed.
Me: Okay, okay, I'm off to bed.
You: And sleep on the plane tomorrow, too!
Me: I will obey!