Dedicated to... ME!
Krista: There's not enough leftover pizza in the fridge for both of us to have it for lunch.
Me: That's okay.
Krista: I'm sorry we don't have much food in the house.
Me: No problem, I'll just run down to Muchas Gracias and pick up a taco.
Krista: But we're leaving for Mexico tomorrow.
Me: Heh, heh, heh.