Friday, September 22, 2006

Helper Monkeys!

In the BHR tradition of "all monkey news all the time" we bring you the following story:

Debbie Rose says that her monkey is a "service animal" that helps her overcome an anxiety disorder and therefore should be allowed to eat at the buffet with her.


  1. Anonymous9:10 PM

    I wonder how many deductions she claims on her tax forms?

  2. Monkey quote from Sunny at tonight's dinner table, "Oh, I always do it that way. That's the way monkeys do it. And I figure they would know. They're monkeys!" Referring to the correct way to peel a banana, being upside-down of course.

    Thought you would want to know.

  3. We should really start a newspaper. With Dann's keen mind for monkey follow-up questions and Taylor's intrepid reporting know-how this thing could really take off.

    I think we should call it "Monkey Business Weekly."

  4. You used the word 'intrepid'!
    Gold star for you.

  5. I think that's my first gold star.

    "Gold Star Award-Winning Newspaper, Monkey Business Weekly."