In the BHR tradition of "all monkey news all the time" we bring you the following story:
Debbie Rose says that her monkey is a "service animal" that helps her overcome an anxiety disorder and therefore should be allowed to eat at the buffet with her.
I wonder how many deductions she claims on her tax forms?
ReplyDeleteMonkey quote from Sunny at tonight's dinner table, "Oh, I always do it that way. That's the way monkeys do it. And I figure they would know. They're monkeys!" Referring to the correct way to peel a banana, being upside-down of course.
ReplyDeleteThought you would want to know.
We should really start a newspaper. With Dann's keen mind for monkey follow-up questions and Taylor's intrepid reporting know-how this thing could really take off.
ReplyDeleteI think we should call it "Monkey Business Weekly."
You used the word 'intrepid'!
ReplyDeleteGold star for you.
I think that's my first gold star.
ReplyDelete"Gold Star Award-Winning Newspaper, Monkey Business Weekly."