Yahoo news shared today that it's hard to come in "last." Amazing.
My kids had this "AWANA competition" this weekend (I would write about how weird this was except that I would feel guilty afterwards).
When they got home they shared about their competition with me:
A (jumping around): DAD! We came in THIRD!
Z: Third place is last place.
Z: There were only three teams. We came in last.
A: WHAT? We came in LAST?
Cue the waterworks. Abundant tears. Being last can be difficult.
New Versions of reality TV shows...ReplyDelete
American Idol: "Hey, you're all winners. Everyone who auditioned gets to be in the American Idol Choir."
The Bachelor: "Hey girls, I just couldn't decide, so I've become a Mormon and you all get to come home with me!"
Indy 500: "Hey guys, since you all tried really hard, and since you did such a nice job of decorating your cars, we're gonna say that you're ALL winners!" (Oh wait, this one's already been done - it's called the Awana Grand Prix)