Monday, November 17, 2008

Old Man Sweater

I have this blue cardigan that I wear pretty much every day. We call it the "old man sweater." But now it's coming apart. It's getting holes in the sleeve. It's wearing out.

Now I won't have old men walk up to me and say things like, "I wore a cardigan like that every day for twenty years when I worked at Albertson's grocery store."

No longer will I be able to say, "You know, in Europe this is considered fashionable."

No longer will I feel the warm fuzzyness of lamb's wool upon my arms.

Unless, of course, I just keep wearing it anyway. And that is what I am planning on doing.

OLD MAN SWEATER FOREVER!

3 comments:

  1. I always call it your professor sweater.

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  2. If you'd really like Old Man Sweater to go out with a bang, you could consult Wheezer about doing a video for "If You Want to Destroy my Sweater."

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  3. Anonymous6:36 AM

    You should have Krista sew brown suede patches to the elbows.

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