Dedicated to the young man and his mother in line ahead of me, and especially to the woman who was ringing up their purchases.
Cashier: Oh, is this book meant to be the Christian answer to Harry Potter?
Boy: Uh, no. Not really.
Cashier: Did you read those books... the Harry Potter books?
Cashier: Did you want to read them or did you get forced to read them at school?
Mother: He and his father read them together so they could discuss them.
Cashier: They're just terrible. I heard that a girl becomes a witch and flies around the room.