I have this blue cardigan that I wear pretty much every day. We call it the "old man sweater." But now it's coming apart. It's getting holes in the sleeve. It's wearing out.
Now I won't have old men walk up to me and say things like, "I wore a cardigan like that every day for twenty years when I worked at Albertson's grocery store."
No longer will I be able to say, "You know, in Europe this is considered fashionable."
No longer will I feel the warm fuzzyness of lamb's wool upon my arms.
Unless, of course, I just keep wearing it anyway. And that is what I am planning on doing.
OLD MAN SWEATER FOREVER!
I always call it your professor sweater.
ReplyDeleteIf you'd really like Old Man Sweater to go out with a bang, you could consult Wheezer about doing a video for "If You Want to Destroy my Sweater."
ReplyDeleteYou should have Krista sew brown suede patches to the elbows.
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