Saturday, November 01, 2008

Yet Another Winner

On yesterday's Halloween, the kids and I practiced learning the strange social norms of Halloween. For instance, a porch light that is "on" means, you may stop here and threaten us for candy. If you don't want to "celebrate" Halloween, then you just leave your porch light off and and people know not to knock at your door.

Well, at the end of our street someone had lit their porch light and had this sign posted on their door:



I thought this was a winning combination of holiday cheer and pretentious snobbery. It's also a GREAT way to teach kids a lesson: Lutherans = Big Meanies. If the Catholic church had been in charge of Reformation Day, it would have been a perfect opportunity to try again at taking over the pagan holidays by having people dress up as Martin Luther. Then we could wander from house to house and nail a list of our demands for candy to the doors of our neighbors.

In other news, I took the kids past our friends' house in the neighborhood who I knew to be Big Fans of all things Reformed and told the kids to say "HAPPY REFORMATION DAY!" instead of trick or treat. So they got TWO pieces of candy each.


  1. :-) here in Germany some call it Halloween, some call it Reformation day.. but everyone calls it All Souls Day.. then the 1st of November is All Saints Day.

    All stores are closed on All Souls Day and All Saints Day... guess the souls and saints don't need to purchase bread.

  2. Anonymous1:57 PM

    I bet they were Missouri Synod...ELCA Lutherans would have handed out candy, even on Reformation Day. :-)

  3. Anonymous4:26 PM

    "Happy reformation day!!!" That is too cute.