Monday, July 11, 2011

Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Fifty-Three: the "2 second rule" doesn't apply here

Dedicated to the youth attending last night's youth dance and night of pre-pubescent hedonism at Roaring Springs Water Park, particularly the young men who came in while I was changing in the bathroom stall, which allowed me to hear this insightful gem, which made it clear to me at last why I was balancing on my flip flops and trying not to touch anything.

Boy #1: Man, there is water all over the floor.

Boy #2: When there is this much water on the floor, I don't even bother to try to pee in the urinal. I just pee straight on the floor.


Your mothers are so proud. So proud.