Thursday, May 04, 2006

I have the flu

Yes, feel sorry for me.

I just woke up and there's no one at my house. I am not sure where everyone is, but it doesn't really matter because I have an invisible chain keeping me tied to the restroom.

I am using the last of my strength to come here and share it with you, my loyal revolutionists.

I may also be slightly delirious because I have some old song "I guess that's why the call it the blues" stuck in my head but the lyrics are "I guess that's why they call it the flu." I can hear the harmonica bits and little bits of the lyrics: DOWN ON MY HANDS! something something Living like children laughing like lovers ROLLING LIKE THUNDER something something. And I guess that's why they call it the flu...

5 comments:

  1. So we hear that we're known as the 'girls who prank people'. Wonderful. We are for hire...kind of like hit-women but without the killing. So if you are needing anyone pranked in the bozeman area let us know.

    PS Feel better!

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  2. Yup, that's how I often refer to you ladies.

    I have so many people that need pranking in Bozeman it's not even funny.

    I wonder if you could just get the whole town for me.

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  3. 1) Elton John!!! I secretly love his music.

    2) I'm sorry you feel so awful. Hope you get better soon.

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  4. the whole town eh? hmm...that might get slightly suspicious. we'll see what we can do.

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  5. I'm glad you said Elton John. In my flu state I thought it was Neil Diamond for some reason. But now I see the error of my ways.

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