While scouring the internet for reports of drunken monkeys, I came across this curious product which claims it is the result of trained monkeys: Monkey-Picked Tea.
I am, however, a little skeptical. This version seems much more likely.
Okay, I am more than a little skeptical.
In other news, monkeys get drunk after a hard day at work. Which, perhaps, is why they taunt sun bears until the sun bears eat them.
Strangely, people also pick tea, get drunk and are eaten by bears. Aww, the little monkeys just want to be like us. So cute!