Surreal Moment of the Day

Standing in the middle of the road near my house was a three-legged dog. He was missing the entire front left leg. As I drove nearer I realized there was another dog lounging around on the street about three feet behind him. As I drove past them the second dog stood up and I could clearly see that he, too, was a three-legged dog. His back right leg was missing. And then they both tripoded off down the sidewalk.