Big Chin and Young Ingenue, exhausted and glad to have finally defused all of the atom and hydrogen bombs (the yellow wire! Cut the yellow wire!) at last stop at a roadside diner for a snack. Evil Bad Guy is still on the loose, though. He is evil!
Chin: I am so glad to have something to eat. Mmm, that chicken smells good! I will take a drumstick.
Ingenue: I will eat a fried snickers bar, because in real life I am allowed to eat only one bite of peas a day.
Chin: This is good chicken! I don't get to eat this stuff very often because it upsets Plucky, my pet chicken. Waitress, where did you get this chicken?
Waitress: Some evil guy came and gave it to us... for free! Can you believe that?
Chin (realization is dawning on him): PLUUUUUUUUUCKYYYYYYYYYYY! Evil Bad Guy, my upraised fist is clenched against you! A single tear is streaming from my eye!
(NOTE: If Harrison Ford is playing Chin, it is okay to replace the upraised fist with a dangerously wielded pointer finger)
Ingenue: I am moved by this open display of Chin's emotions. He is so full of depth.
Chin: This I swear... I will find you Evil Bad Guy... find you and KILL YOU! And I also promise never to allow this horrible moment to keep me from eating chicken in the future!
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