While we stood in line for the "ticket lottery" for Wicked at the Gershwin theatre, Krista overheard this little gem in line behind her.
Lady 1: We have to give them our real names so that if we win the lottery we can prove it with our ID.
Lady 2: Oh. That's too bad. I like to use an alias.
Lady 1: Why?
Lady 2: I like to be deceptive.