Thursday, August 02, 2007

Welcome to the Revolution

As long time members of the BHR community know, I like to take an occasional time out to say hello to those who have stumbled upon our humble revolution via search engine.

So, let me start by welcoming everyone who has been searching for Ladies Revolution Pants. Yes, there is a reason that our site comes up first on google when ladies seek revolutionary slacks. We have a long tradition of stylish yet comfortable pants which allow freedom of movement whether you are overthrowing a corrupt government or just chanting "power to the people" in a city square. Lady Godiva, this one is for you!

And, secondly, allow me to extend warm greetings to those who searched for the phrase do not sign a "burning hearts" contract. I personally don't see any harm in signing such a contract, unless what you meant to type was, "Don't sign a burning 'hearts contract.'" I've spoken with several firefighters and they all agree with Frank Jones of Portland who says, "Never sign any document that is aflame."

Now for a shocking announcement sure to baffle and amaze you all... I think it's time for a name change around here. In November this blog will have been up and running for two whole years. And during that time people have accidentally wandered here because they were looking for Ladies Revolution Pants or Burning Heart Contracts or What To Do When You Are Torn Between Two Hearts or "monkey he got drunk". In the interest of bringing in more readers to the website formerly known as BHR, we will soon be changing the name of this blog to Paris Hilton Loves Harry Potter. It's cool because its initials are a palindrome: PHLHP. Sew it on your sweater, baby.

6 comments:

  1. fantastic news. One quick note - PHLHP is a palendrome, not an anagram. An anagram is a word that becomes another word by changing the order of the letters - for instance, satin>stain. A palendrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards - like racecar.

    Just want to keep you proper on your grammar. Other than that - entertaining as always.

    E.

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  2. Yes, an excellent point.

    As if to somehow gather the shreds of my honor I shall only point out that it is "palindrome" not "palendrome."

    I'll get you next time, Eric! Neeeeeext tiiiiiiiime!

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  3. In another attempt to make myself appear to be a faultless genius I have now removed all mention of anagrams from the post in question.

    Now you are in danger because you are the only one who knows the truth.

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  4. Changing the world, baby. One blog post at a time...

    My apologies regarding the spelling error. That would be just like me - to criticize your grammar with incorrect spelling.

    E.

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  5. What Eric Coe has a blog? I office with him and I didn't know he had a blog. I knew he couldn't spell and liked to judge other people's grammar but I didn't know he had a blog.

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  6. Eric Coe hasn't exactly been publicizing his blog yet. Sorry Andy. I wanted to figure out if I really wanted to stick with it before getting people's hopes up. That, and I wasn't sure if I could deal with the comments I was sure to attract judging my grammar and spelling mistakes...

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