Slumming for taglines

To amuse myself, I occasionally change the tagline here at BHR. It was "hide the torches and pitchforks" for quite a while because it entertained me for a long time. Now it's "more fun than summer television" which pleased me for a short time, but then I thought, "What isn't more fun than summer television?"

I thought it might be your turn to entertain me by suggesting some taglines for BHR.

Okay?

Ready? Set? GO!