Today I thought I would share about two people at the Denver airport:
1) The southern guy with the tight jeans, aviator sunglasses and the tight t-shirt that had a map of the United States and the slogan "It's Dirtier Down South." NOTE: That t-shirt ain't gonna get you any girls.
2) There was a crying baby on the plane, maybe ten rows back from me. The lady directly behind me said, "Somebody needs to nurse that baby." Portlanders are always ready with a natural solution.
"Somebody" needs to nurse that baby? I would have taken that as an open invitation my friend.ReplyDelete
You know, it was just too much work to get out of my seat... I was in a middle seat.ReplyDelete
The sad thing is, he might just get the girls he really wants with his macho south ensemble...and then they will realize (belatedly) that he really is a nasty guy who can relate better to horny hippos than human beings.ReplyDelete
He wore a mullet, as if in warning...ReplyDelete
I didn't really get the T shirt til the 2nd time around. That's so nasty it's making me gag.ReplyDelete
Allow me to apologize on behalf of Southern people everywhere.ReplyDelete
thats funny...i just went on a date with a guy wearing that shirt...coincidence? I THINK NOT!ReplyDelete