Sunday, August 19, 2007

Obligatory Post In Which I Laugh At Airport People

Today I thought I would share about two people at the Denver airport:

1) The southern guy with the tight jeans, aviator sunglasses and the tight t-shirt that had a map of the United States and the slogan "It's Dirtier Down South." NOTE: That t-shirt ain't gonna get you any girls.

2) There was a crying baby on the plane, maybe ten rows back from me. The lady directly behind me said, "Somebody needs to nurse that baby." Portlanders are always ready with a natural solution.

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  1. "Somebody" needs to nurse that baby? I would have taken that as an open invitation my friend.

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  2. You know, it was just too much work to get out of my seat... I was in a middle seat.

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  3. He wore a mullet, as if in warning...

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  4. I didn't really get the T shirt til the 2nd time around. That's so nasty it's making me gag.

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  5. Allow me to apologize on behalf of Southern people everywhere.

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  6. thats funny...i just went on a date with a guy wearing that shirt...coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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