Saturday, July 07, 2007

Tips for postmoderns

It seems that many of my Post-Modern friends have forgotten our Secret Pact to Frustrate the Modernists, and they are embracing the generalizations and guidelines to postmodernsim suggested by the media.

Don't forget point one of our Credo:

1) Deny every generalization of our generation.

Here's an example.

MODERNIST: The postmoderns are fiercely individualistic and hate to be pigeon-holed or put into a box.

POSTMODERNIST: That is simply untrue. I, for one, like to be put into a box. You just don't understand us.