You should make sure they are dead first. If not, they can make too much noise and wreck any flexible leader's ability to get enough beauty sleep. Oh, sorry! Am I giving away Leadership tip #5??
You are nuts! Why kill the geese when you could just put them in the bag with you? Just to get a good night's sleep? INSANITY!Besides, in my experience the geese calm down relatively quickly. Anyone else out there have experience with live-geese-makeshift-sleeping-bags?
Not geese, but one time when I was stranded out in the tundra up in the Great White North country, I was faced with two choices. 1. Cuddle up and sleep with a grizzly bear or 2. die in the freezing night. I chose the former. We actually got into a pretty good conversation. And he told me he met a guy who climbed into a bag with ducks. They kept him awake half the night laughing. The bear said this guy was a real quack up.
Ha ha ha haaaaa!