Friday, February 24, 2006

Pet Steps

We saw "pet steps" at the store today. The tag line said, "No more straining" for your pets to get on the couch or bed. I thought that was funny. I thought of some other tag lines for it. K said I can't put them on my blog because they are condescending. But I am laughing right now as I am thinking about them. Hey... why don't you think of a slogan for "pet steps" and put it in the comment section?


  1. Anonymous5:27 AM

    Pet Steps...Because how else are you going to spend that money?

  2. Pet Steps... For all the times you've seen them in the wild and thought, 'They'd be nice in a domestic setting'.

  3. Dude, I saw an ad for this while I was riding a train in my illustrious city. My very first thought was: "Dude, if your pet needs steps to get on the bed or couch, your pet probably needs to be spending a *lot* *less* time on the bed or couch and a lot more time running around outside."

    My second thought was: "Someone actually *buys* that kind of cr*p?"

  4. Pet this and make it easy for your friends to make fun of you.

  5. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Pet Steps: For People Who Have Pets as Fat as They Are

  6. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Yea I unfortunately need to buy this kind of cr*^p. I just got a 7 & 4-month-old Dachshunds. Ones too small the other is too fat to jump. Me with a bad back, I would rather they went down the stairs and sh#*t on the floor till I get them housetrained.

  7. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Add to above: The Bad part of it is they price it about the same as I could build it!
    A little less quality, a little less time for me to spend on the little sh&*t Heads!
    (The Little Wiener!)