We saw "pet steps" at the store today. The tag line said, "No more straining" for your pets to get on the couch or bed. I thought that was funny. I thought of some other tag lines for it. K said I can't put them on my blog because they are condescending. But I am laughing right now as I am thinking about them. Hey... why don't you think of a slogan for "pet steps" and put it in the comment section?
Pet Steps...Because how else are you going to spend that money?ReplyDelete
Pet Steps... For all the times you've seen them in the wild and thought, 'They'd be nice in a domestic setting'.ReplyDelete
Dude, I saw an ad for this while I was riding a train in my illustrious city. My very first thought was: "Dude, if your pet needs steps to get on the bed or couch, your pet probably needs to be spending a *lot* *less* time on the bed or couch and a lot more time running around outside."ReplyDelete
My second thought was: "Someone actually *buys* that kind of cr*p?"
Pet Steps...buy this and make it easy for your friends to make fun of you.ReplyDelete
Pet Steps: For People Who Have Pets as Fat as They AreReplyDelete
Yea I unfortunately need to buy this kind of cr*^p. I just got a 7 & 4-month-old Dachshunds. Ones too small the other is too fat to jump. Me with a bad back, I would rather they went down the stairs and sh#*t on the floor till I get them housetrained.ReplyDelete
Add to above: The Bad part of it is they price it about the same as I could build it!ReplyDelete
A little less quality, a little less time for me to spend on the little sh&*t Heads!
(The Little Wiener!)