Tuesday, February 07, 2006


Yes! At last I rule all! If you do a search for drunk monkey award on MSN, the Burning Hearts Revolution comes up first! Ahhhhh haha ahah ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

In other, sadder news, I no longer come up at all for "monkey he got drunk and sat on the elephant's trunk."

You cannot get the same quality results on google unless you put quotes around "drunk monkey award."

You may now refer to me as King of Drunk Monkey Island. If you want.


  1. wow .... you have too much time on your hands.

    i suggest that you consider praying for me instead everytime you want to search for "drunk money eats elephant" on google

  2. Ken, Ken, Ken. As you know I am not one to have too much time on his hands. I wear my watch on my wrist, which, although it is close to my hands it is not actually my hands.

    And, I would like to point out that this whole thing started because I was looking at the referral list for how people found my blog. It turns out that someone out there became one of my loyal readers by searching for "monkey he got drunk and sat on the elephant's trunk." Heh heh heh.

    But I will consider your request for prayer next time I hear the words drunk money eats elephant.