This made me laugh. Rough translation below.
Vader: Hello sergeant, what's the problem?
Sergeant: Good afternoon, sir, is this your son?
Luke: No! you aren't my father!
Vader: Luke, use the force and search out your feelings. In your heart you know that it is true.
Luke: Oh well.
Vader: You are grounded, young man! What did he do this time?
Female Cop: Do you know the Deathstar? The big one?
Vader: Why? What's up with it?
Sergeant: Well, let's put it this way... I hope you have good insurance! Have a nice one.