Walking to school today with my ten-year-old, Z.
Z: We were supposed to bring our favorite Dr. Seuss book to school today, but I just brought my favorite book.
Me: It's Dr. Seuss's birthday today, I'm sure they wanted you to bring one of his books because of that.
Z: Yes. But I don't like Dr. Seuss books.
Me: You do not like them?
Me: So you say! Try them and you may, I say.
Z: ARRRRGH! Don't quote Green Eggs and Ham to me!"