Friday, January 07, 2011

Imaginary Jesus can counteract the effects of creepy girl paintings

One complaint that is common at the hotel used by Campus Crusade for Christ for their San Diego winter conference is the presence in every room of a painting of a creepy girl in a blue dress who looks out into the room with forlorn and vaguely threatening eyes. 

Some students, however, found a way to neutralize this creepy threat... special thanks to Tim Bennet and Logan Wilson for bringing this incredible discovery to my attention.

In other news, it has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that putting a copy of IMAGINARY JESUS in your sock drawer will darn your socks and bleach them white as snow.

QUESTION: What inexplicable things have you seen accomplished using a copy of Imaginary Jesus?


  1. Anonymous9:26 AM

    I was able to read the book while my husband was driving. This is a bit of a miracle because I normally get massive motion sickness reading in vehicles. But for some reason I could read Imaginary Jesus with NO sickness what so ever. Not the greatest miracle but it was impressive to me. :)

  2. pongboy2:52 PM

    Since reading the book and meeting the author, I've been inspired to write more! Even winning first prize in the "My Imaginary Jesus" writing contest! Now, THAT'S a miracle! Thanks, Matt! :D

  3. Anonymous8:00 PM

    Does anyone know what that painting is called and who its by?