Tuesday, June 24, 2008

News from My Neighborhood

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite. Krista and Shasta realized tonight that our paranoid neighbors to the west (the same ones who call the cops about any car that has been parked on the street too long) have a unique security system. In addition to the video cameras in front of their door, they have several BEWARE OF DOG signs. And a recording of a big dog barking. No dog that we have ever seen, just a repetitive recording of a dog barking. Why not buy a real dog that can really guard the house? It is unclear. Perhaps because of the inconveniences caused by a real dog. Like the way they bark all the time.

2 comments:

  1. You could give them some fake dog droppings to go with the fake bark! That might help?

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  2. Your neighborhood is wonderfully whacky, isn't it? I'm beginning to think it's imaginary...

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