Driving home before bedtime:
Z: Dad, what are the two stories we are in the middle of at bedtime?
A: Lord of the Beans?
Me: Lord of the Rings.
A: And what was the other one? Mac... Mac...
Z and A: MACBETH! Yay! We want Lord of the Rings and Macbeth!
Krista: You are turning our kids into weirdoes.
Me: I am not.