I was cutting up a watermelon tonight (yes, I know I shouldn't be able to get watermelon right now... my parents miraculously appeared with it) and the children watched with rapt attention.
Z: Dad, you have to peel the sticker off that piece!
Me: Why? No one eats the rind, anyway.
Z: Bamboo does.
Me: Who's Bamboo?
Z: He's my pet zebra.