A (yelling from upstairs): Daddy! I had to use the potty!
Me (yelling from downstairs): Then use it honey.
A (sound is getting closer): I already went.
Me (moving toward stairs): Go get on the potty.
A (still getting closer): I already went poop.
Me (almost in view): *Sigh* Where did you go?
A: In my hand.
You know what Ben Franklin said,
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-The Omnivore
Oh yeah. I didn't know that was Ben F. I do remember him saying, "a poop in time saves nine." I am not sure what it means though.
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