Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Evidence that sideburns are "in"
Here is the key fact you need to know in realizing that sideburns are in: I have grown some.
(NOTE: It might be important for you to realize what my definition of "in" entails. Here it is. "In": Whatever it is that Matt is currently doing. What he used to be doing is "retro" what he soon will be doing is "visionary.")
I have never had self esteem problems, as I have always been a part of the "in" crowd.
I have included a picture of Ambrose Burnside, the civil war general who gave us the name for those hairy fashion statements.
And just to show that Ambroses's fashion sense is not an historical fluke but a visionary act of genius, I have also included a picture of sumo wrestling sensation "tiny" Takanotsuru.