On behalf of my friend Kelley I carried back some small gift items from Asia. I didn't look in the box she gave me, so I was surprised to find that my bag had been pulled off of the conveyor belt and I was ushered into an "examination room". I was told I could not have my boarding pass until there was "resolution" about my bag. Yikes.
The quite lovely TSA lady pointed to the X-ray screen (you know, the one you always look at as you walk through security and wonder how they can tell what anything is), pointed at a long, skinny object and asked, "What is that?"
Me: I don't know.
She: You will have to open the bag, sir.
Me: My friend is sending back gifts to America. I'm not sure what it is.
(I suddenly realize this sounds ridiculous... in this age, not to know what you are carrying for a friend onto an airplane! I see that I am in trouble. She points to the large, sealed cardboard box in my bag. I pull it out and she slits it open and starts unloading the contents... I am curious, too, to discover what this oblong and potentially dangerous object is and start digging through. I find... some chopsticks?)
Me: Is it these?
She (looking at the screen): I am not sure. Are they metal or wood?
Me: I don't know.
(At this point we both bend simultaneously over the bag and knock our heads together.)
She (rubbing her forehead): Okay. Pack it up again.
Me (rubbing my forehead): Is that what it was? The chopsticks.
(She shrugs. Me, too. I go to get my boarding pass.)
ooo, did i get a gift?! jk. welcome home matt! (but, seriously...can we really consider this place "home"?) thanks for the shout out...=)ReplyDelete
and i thought you'd get in trouble for the gun i send with you...go figure!ReplyDelete
Those crazy TSA people. No telling what's going to set them off.ReplyDelete
no, matt, not kidding. i really packed a gun in that box. i was really relieved when you said chopsticks. i, uh, meant to tell you about the gun... oops.ReplyDelete