Saturday, November 05, 2005

Why My Daughter Loves Me

"I like you, Daddy, because you keep me from being eaten by wolves."


  1. Did you know that it takes 40 gallons of maple sap to make 1 gallon of maple syrup? Wolves get hungry, they like waffles (among other things), aaaannnd lots of maple syrup can go a long way in pacifying their nasty habits of eating small children.

  2. Ha! I didn't know that. It's always nice to get advice from another father somewhere, especially one who hasn't lost any children to the wolves.