I told Krista today that I plan to say "Merry Christmas" to anyone who says "Happy Holidays" to me this year.
She said that this was a good, friendly way to show my contempt for the term "Happy Holidays."
"Oh," I said, a little disappointed.
So now I've decided to punch people in the nose when they say "Happy Holidays" to me. Then I'll help them up and say, "Merry Christmas."