Monday, March 12, 2012

Darth Vader at Home

This made me laugh. Rough translation below.

Vader: Hello sergeant, what's the problem?

 Sergeant: Good afternoon, sir, is this your son?

 Vader: Luke....

 Luke: No! you aren't my father!

 Vader: Luke, use the force and search out your feelings. In your heart you know that it is true.

 Luke: Oh well.

 Vader: You are grounded, young man! What did he do this time?

 Female Cop: Do you know the Deathstar? The big one?

 Vader: Why? What's up with it?

 Sergeant: Well, let's put it this way... I hope you have good insurance! Have a nice one.