A slightly streamlined presentation of our discussion about Jesus:
Me: So what would be the main difference between what my church would say about Jesus and what the Mormons would say about Jesus?
Elder M: The only real difference would be that your church probably says that we don't worship Jesus. But we do.
Me: So you believe all the same things about Jesus as my church? The Nicean creed type of thing? Fully God, fully man, born by virgin birth, lived, died, rose again, rules at God's right hand sort of thing?
Elder M: The Nicean creed, now, that's different. That was just a bunch of people getting together and voting about what the Bible would say. And we believe in Jesus and Heavenly Father and the Holy Ghost, but not that they are all one.
Me: So you don't believe in the trinity?
Elder J: We believe in the Godhead.
Me: Okay. Interesting. Wow. I have a lot of questions for you now. True or false: Jesus is God.
Elder M: True.
Me: True or false: there are three gods.
Elder M: True.
Me: Now that's pretty different. Did Jesus exist eternally, into the past as well as the future?
Elder M: We all existed eternally. Matter and energy can't be destroyed. We were all intelligences, and Heavenly Father rearranged things to create us. Jesus is the first being he created.
Me: Wait. God created Jesus?
Elder M: Yes.
Me: So the difference between the intelligence that became Jesus and the intelligence that became me is what exactly?
Elder M: He was chosen to die for us, and became part of the Godhead.
Me: So it was kind of like a promotion?
Elder M (laughing): I guess you could say that.
Me: That's pretty different from what I believe about Jesus.
Elder M: You know, as I think about it, I guess what we teach about Jesus is pretty different than what you believe.