So many of you have been writing in begging me to give my thoughts and insights into being a leader of such deep wisdom, international renown and pleasing, life-affirming aphorisms. I have spent some time working up a whole series of easy-to-remember proverbs on leadership for you all, and I will bring a few of these gems out every once-in-a-great-while when you all have been particularly well-behaved.
Here is your special leadership treat for today:
"It is hard to be a leader because everyone is always looking at you, and there is so little time to get your hair cut."
Dwell on that, O Leaders to Be, and you, too, can reach the dizzying heights of my leadership summit. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!