Friday, September 28, 2007

If you have to die, I guess this is a good way to go

I hardly ever take those lame quizzes on the internet. You know, "QUESTION: Which Grey's Anatomy character are you?" ANSWER: George Clooney.

But I saw this quiz that claimed it would tell me how I will die. I thought that sounded like fun, so I took the quiz and here's what came up:

How Will I Die Quiz

How Will I Die Quiz

You will die at the age of 47

You will die during your brain transpant surgery

Find out how you will die at


Apparently I am going to die during a brain transpant surgery.

Now, a brain transplant would be strange enough, but a transpant is even stranger.

DOCTOR: Sir, this is somewhat abnormal, but it appears that your brain needs to change its pants.

ME: You're kidding! Can't it hold on for another thirty years? My brain pants still have plenty of wear in them, I think.

DOCTOR: No, it's a medical necessity that you get those pants changed. Otherwise your brain could have all sort of problems, one of which would be acute embarassment. It appears that your brain got dressed in the first half of the 70's and is wearing striped bell bottoms.

ME: Good grief! What sort of shirt is my brain wearing?

DOCTOR: I didn't want to tell you this, sir... but it appears that your brain is wearing a long canvas vest with no shirt underneath.


DOCTOR: We can do a brain transhirt while we're in there. And we can even remove the gold chains if you like.

ME: Thank you, doctor. May God bless you for the work you are going to do on my brain.

DOCTOR: You are welcome.

Thus shall my fate be sealed.


  1. I did the same quiz and this is what I got: "You will die at the age of 107. You will be killed by assasins when they mistake you for someone famous."

    So an assassin that can't spell will off an 107 old man? "Oh I thought you were that guy from 'The Breakfast Club' and 'Sixteen Candles'. We have been after him since the 80's.

  2. Matt, I laughed when I read this, but when I went to take the quiz it wouldn't let me! I was so bummed, I guess I will have to wait to here how I will die. ;0)

  3. This is what mine said...

    How Will I Die Quiz

    You will die at the age of 62

    You will die of sexual exhaustion