This special Premium Edition Post has now been made available to only our Elite Subscribers, due to the extreme hilarity it caused as well as the possibly poor taste of the author.
Lesson: always listen to your wife when she says, "I wouldn't put that on my blog."
Lesson #2: If you snooze, you lose. Content is always changing at BHR.
Lesson #3: If your friend writes a hilarious but inappropriate post on his blog, be sure to get a screenshot for later.
Good thing that when my parents were ranting and raving about me being turned into a white slave in Venezuela I assured them I would be well cared for by my amazing, I will now add the word, butt-hole, of a boss. I will be sure Carol Shervey get's to read this post so her worries are calmed.ReplyDelete
Wow. I never thought I would hear such a post. I have to say it was a relaxing outlet given, all the funny words that come out of one's mouth when living overseas! :)ReplyDelete
I heard Howard Hendricks speak one time and he kept saying, "Glory from the bunghole!" I of course thought that was funny even after I learned that a bunghole is the opening of a wine barrel. I'm still not sure what Dr. Hendricks meant. Matt, maybe you could use the word bunghole instead of butthole...I mean my kid might read this or something.ReplyDelete
Matt, you never cease to amaze me with your fresh insights on life. I will never look at buttholes the same way again.ReplyDelete
I'm glad I broke the ice with the commenting of this blog. Someone had to do itReplyDelete
This is only a small sample of the comments generated by the original post. I also received many e-mails. Lovely!ReplyDelete
I would like to say that although I have retracted the post, I still firmly believe all the things it said.
I am not sorry.
Matt, it entertained many people. I am glad I was one of the few who read this before you took it off. Yay for Spain in a week and a half!ReplyDelete
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