Dedicated to the two young teenaged girls who were checking out the magazine rack at the grocery store, clutching together "17" magazine, and to their mom, who I suspect is a very good mom indeed.
Girl #1: Mom, can I buy just one "icky" magazine?
Mom: What? No! With my money? I don't think so. Huh-uh. Never!
Girl #2 (calling desperately after her mother, who has now gone around the corner onto the next aisle): How about "Women's Health", Mom? Could we get "Women's Health"?