Tuesday, August 21, 2012
My daughter says hilarious things when we see animals
Me: See how its tongue looks like a worm? He just lays there underwater with his mouth open, wiggling that tongue, and when a fish comes along and bites his tongue, he snaps his mouth closed and eats it!
Z: That's disgusting.
Me: Yeah. Pretty awesome.
Z: Hey dad, what if there was a predator that ate humans and it had a really yummy looking hamburger for a tongue.
Me: Ha ha ha. That would be funny.
And, on further consideration... it would work.
Of course, in nature it might look more like this, which the more discerning humans would know to pass up:
Alright, people, be honest. What kind of food could a predator catch you with?