Thursday, November 11, 2010

Dick Van Dyke... are you *trying* to make us jealous

You may have already heard that Dick Van Dyke fell asleep on a surfboard, woke up far from shore and was saved by a pod of porpoises who pushed him back to shore.

What has not been widely reported is how a tribe of monkeys pulled him from the water and he told a flock of birds what had happened and they quickly flew off to tell a cub reporter all about it.

In other news... Dick Van Dyke, how I envy you.

6 comments:

  1. Is this for real? Like, really?

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  2. "The porpoises were unavailable for comment."

    Amazing.

    Also, fitting. My two chosen entertainments tonight were watching The Dick Van Dyke Show and listening to Imaginary Jesus. :)

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  3. Nice! That sounds like a wonderful evening.

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  4. I liked the caption under the photo: "Porpoise driven..."

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  5. pongboy2:31 PM

    FYI: I had the good fortune of meeting Mr. Van Dyke in the early 1990's. And he is an incredibly nice and charming man in person! He's just like his TV character, really! :)

    He's SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!! :D

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