In response to the recent post on catching catfish using one's bare hands, Rob E, the poet laureate of Missouri, suggested that I should look into "Ferret Legging."
Ferrett Legging is a sport that originated in Britain, in which contestants tie their trouser leg closed, place two ferrets in their trousers (it's Britain, people!) and then tighten their belt closed. The ferret must be fully teethed, undrugged, and the contestant cannot wear anything under their trousers. I read the wikipedia entry and laughed myself silly.
Here's a funny video. It doesn't appear to be taking the rules of Ferret Legging seriously, but it's still entertaining: