Now that's a Jesus anyone could be proud of.
Now that's one GINORMOUS JESUS! We need one here in the good ol' U.S. of A. But bigger!
That's right, lads. Time for a GIANT JESUS WE CAN BE PROUD OF right here in America! We could save money by retrofitting the statue of Liberty.
We could just make a Jesus face and interchange it with lady liberty's face when we want to impress the world!
Give me your tired theologians, your poor Andy Stanley wannabees, your huddled church masses yearning to breathe free...