Thursday, November 11, 2010

Dick Van Dyke... are you *trying* to make us jealous

You may have already heard that Dick Van Dyke fell asleep on a surfboard, woke up far from shore and was saved by a pod of porpoises who pushed him back to shore.

What has not been widely reported is how a tribe of monkeys pulled him from the water and he told a flock of birds what had happened and they quickly flew off to tell a cub reporter all about it.

In other news... Dick Van Dyke, how I envy you.